The Best Survey
* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: Blue~
Hair Color:: Blonde…I’m a fuckin German
Height:: 5’11’’…thank god I haven’t hit 6’
Favorite Color:: Blue…like my eyes I guess…
Screen Name:: Reveroph…?
Favorite Band:: Ooh! That’s hard. …Shit. Well I guess I’d hafta say Breaking Benjamin
Favorite Movie:: NO!!!....Uhh, Dai Haado 4.0
Favorite Show:: NCIS ftw
Your Car:: THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND!! (Seriously, that’s it’s name…white ford Taurus with 212,000 miles on it…
Your Hometown:: Cincinnati, Ohio….sucks
Your Present Town:: Cincinnati, Ohio….sucks even more…
Your Crushes First Name:: Wow….that would have to be Carla when I was in kindergarten
Your Grade:: freshman... in COLLEGE BUHAHAHAHA AHHHH….T_T
Your Style:: ..Made of WIN..

* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: Yeppers.
Kissed someone in the rain?: In my mind, yeah…in real life…uhhh, fuckyeah…>>
Danced in a public place?: ALWAYS. We need another rave…
Smiled for no reason?: I always smile for a reason…like when my therapist says penis…
Laughed so hard you cried?: XD Yeeeeah…also to the point of submission
Peed your pants after age 8?: Like Anjali, dreamt of it, but no, thank god
Written a song?: yeah, but no music to go with it. I make up songs all the time but never write them down.
Sang to someone for no reason?: You are, my fire, the one….desiiiirrrreeeee….
Performed on a stage?: Yarp. XD
Talked to someone you don't know?: I love doing that….do YOU like mudkips, sir?
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: Yeah…but it usually doesn’t last long
Made out in a theatre?: Omnomnomnomnom….nope.
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: Uhhh…durpa durpa!!!
Been in love?: …yeah…more deeply than you could ever dream.

* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: Anjali
Tell you, I love you?: My dog…he speaks you know… Okay no Anjali again
Kiss you?: Its three times Wednesday!!
Hug you?: Jesus….no, ANJALI
Tell you BYE?: Sensei!! Or my host mom…either way it was by some awesome Japanese woman
Take your photo?: Danny, most likely.
Call your cell phone?: Anjali, whattaya know?
Buy you something?: I bought myself some lube and a blowup doll and a latex body suit and gas mask…I’m into that kinky stuff… Okay no I bought myself vitamin water.
Go with you to the movies?: Anjali and Shonali to see Kung Fu Panda…EPIC
Sing to you?: To me? Uhh…the birds. With me would be Anjali, and I sing to myself all the fucking time.
Write a poem about you?: Anjali I guess…unless there’s some crazy stalker person I don’t know about…
Text message you?: The green dot debit card people saying ‘hey we’re stealing 5 bucks from you again this week’
Touch you?: Madonna…when I think about her I touch myself… Okay no Anjali again…she touches me with a ferocity no one could ever think….XD okay no.

* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: About 2 seconds ago…damn you’re good
Time you cried?: Don’t want to think about it, thanks…
Movie you watched?: The Number 23….
Joke you told?: I make up my own shit…none of this scripted crap…
Song you've sang?: Dirty deeds done with sheep…O_o
Time you've looked at the clock?: 10:42am
Drink you've had?: Mountain DEEEEEW
Number you've dialed?: This woman no one knows…I’m having an affair, sorry Anjali…
Book you've read?: The Host
Food you've eaten?: A Kielbasa!!
Flavor of gum chewed?: mint
Shoes you've worn?: SHOES ARE FOR THE WEAK…FUCK SHOES.
Store you've been in?: The Wall(greens)
Thing you've said?: ‘You wanna go out? Out??’

* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: I can…and my handwriting sucks about the same on both hands
Whistle?: I whhhiiistle whenever I’m in the mood
Blow a bubble?: With what? Snot??? Ew.
Roll your tongue in a circle?: Yarp.
Cross your eyes?: Yes, and make them diverge too…
Touch your tongue to your nose?: Dun want to.
Dance?: I say, we can dance if we want to, We can leave your friends behind, Because your friends don’t dance, And if they don’t dance, Well they're no friends of mine…
Gleek?: not on purpose…
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: I can, but I find sleep to be much more comforting
Speak a different language?: 5 and a half years of Japanese…and I still don’t consider myself being even close to fluent. Humbleness ownz
Impersonate someone?: Yeah, but whether or not it’s good is relative
Prank call people?: Yeah, but callerID kinda fucks that shit up…
Make a card pyramid?: No. I fail miserably at that.
Cook anything?: If I have the ingredients and the recipe, then I can cook all around yo ass

* . . Finish The Line . . *
If I were a ...: girl, then…yippy kaiyeh muthafuckah.
I wish ...: My life was normal
Most people don't know that ...: I kiss gay men.
I am ...: The eggman, they are the eggman, I am the Walrus, Koo koo Ka chooooo~~!!!
My heart is ...: Shredded and taped, shredded and taped, and then shredded and then taped again.